Published by Prawn Pool Press
Non-stop crap that you can’t stop reading.
Prawn Pool Press
The definitive collection of life-changing (and completely unverified) advice. From relationship optimisation to advanced spaghetti science, this book contains only the purest grade of nonsense.
You will not put it down. You will also not improve your life. Perfect.
Improve your relationship by sleeping head to toe with your partner to create more space and reduce snoring annoyances.
500g of mince and 1 can of spaghetti. That’s it. That’s the recipe. You’re welcome.
Only use public toilets that have Dettol in the cubicle — for the sole reason to Dettol the seat.
From an unaccredited sales extraordinaire. You’re not ready for this level of wisdom.
The best pillow you’ll ever own. Throw any other “pillow” out. Minc Blanket is life.
When packing your things up to move, wrap your delicate items with your underwear and loose clothes — because you’ll need them at the new place.
Peel prawns with your bare hands every day. Your deadlift will thank you. Your hands will not.
Play ranked matches while doing wall sits. You’ll lose every game but your legs will look fantastic.
And dozens more equally life-changing insights inside the full book.