We are the business
An unlimited company built on heavy lifts, gaming, and saying absolutely nothing for hours… while somehow having a great time.
One company. Four completely unnecessary verticals. Infinite potential for nonsense.
Skeleton-disabling lifts designed solely to steal your girlfriend. Abusive coaching. Maximum potential.
The morning show. Non-stop shit talk. Guests like the late Rich Piana. Plus The Prawncast.
Non-stop crap you can’t stop reading. Spaghetti recipes, Dettol toilets, and the Minc Blanket.
The official meme coin of the pool. Utility: none. Vibes: maximum.
Prenups for the bloke currently lifting at Lift City. Defamation defence. Cayman Islands asset protection. Child custody for the children you never wanted. And a big red button that does exactly what you think it does.
Two best mates, Tom and Zac, somehow ended up starting a company. Nobody really knows how. One day they were just talking shit about gyms and radio shows, the next day Prawn Pool Pty Ltd existed on paper somewhere.
There was a plan at some point. It involved lifting, podcasts, a book full of nonsense, and eventually a meme coin. The plan is still being workshopped. The company, however, is already open for business.
Drop your details. We’ll never reply. Or we might. Who knows.